Monday, December 15, 2008

You know what I mean

“Drop the tinki-winki’s!”
“What?”
“Tinki-winki’s. Those, The thingies you got in your hand.
“Do you mean these doo-hickeys?”
“Yes, those thingamabobs. Where did you get them anyway?”
“In this Jig-a-ma-thing. I didn’t think you wanted them.”
“The Hutch drawer is for all my jiggermadoodles. I keep them so when I need them.”
“You can buy new whatchits anytime. They aren’t expensive. I need these. What are you going to do with those frachits, anyway?”
“Fix my sproket.”
“These are not going to fit your sproket. All sprokets take 7/16 and those tinki-winkies are 9/16.”
“The package says these are 7/16.”
“Wrong package. I had 7/16 but I used ‘em all and put those 9/16 whatchees in there. I’ll get 7/16 tomorrow when I come home and fix your sproket.”
“I need my sproket tonight. I have to tie-dye my smock.” “ Can’t you use your neighbor’s ding-bat?”
“No she’ll never dye in her weegie.”
“So in any case, you don’t want those twiddle twaddles.”
“Wrong size?”
“Yup.”

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